Who on earth is this Murphy, anyway?

May be He's just an idea, but the thoughts associated with him are simply superb.
Sample this:

Don't tell anyone about your troubles. Half of them don't care, and the other half are glad it happened to you.

Or this:

Being popular is like being in a crowded elevator: you are just a fart away from being hated.

You can spend your life pondering over something like this:

The statement below is true
The statement above is false

In the current situation, this is my favorite:

Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Ain't it true?